The Bobby Bones Show ChatGPT Roast was Bizarre!

Bobby decided to enlist the help of ChatGPT to roast the whole Bobby Bones Show... and himself.

ChatGPT actually managed to nail a lot of the things the show members have been self-deprecating about whether on the show or on their social media pages. Here are a few of them for each show member.

For Bobby:

“Bobby’s like the human version of an iPhone update — slightly better every year but somehow still exhausted and glitchy.”

“If imposter syndrome was a person, it would have Bobby’s teeth, glasses, and childhood trauma.”

“Bobby’s proof that you can survive childhood trauma, build a media empire, become a multimillionaire — and still have the constant vibe of a kid asking if he can have his ball back.”

"Bobby’s so obsessed with work, he’ll probably have ‘taking a meeting’ engraved on his tombstone.”

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"Bobby’s the American Dream — if the dream was anxiety, childhood scars, and Googling ‘Am I good enough?’ every night before bed.”

“He overcame poverty, addiction in his family, and every statistic stacked against him — and now his biggest problem is deciding whether to post a selfie or spiral for three hours about it first.”

“Bobby’s success is inspiring — mainly because it proves you can have crippling insecurity, overwhelming anxiety, and childhood abandonment issues... and still end up richer than anyone who ever bullied you.”

For Amy:

“Amy’s been through more therapy than anyone on the show and somehow still ends every story sounding like she’s giving advice to herself.”
"She’s the only person who can take a 30-second story and turn it into a 10-minute saga about her journaling, a dead bird, and a Pinterest quote."
“I’m proud of Amy. She’s proof that you can outgrow your problems —and immediately find brand-new, even more complicated ones to replace them.”
“Amy’s the only person who can survive divorce, grief, and therapy, and still get emotionally wrecked by forgetting where she parked her car at Target.”
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For Lunchbox:

“Lunchbox is living proof that confidence has absolutely nothing to do with competence.”
“Lunchbox’s dream job is ‘celebrity.’ Too bad you actually have to be likable, talented, or remotely self-aware to get there.”

For Eddie:

“Eddie’s been trying to go viral on IG for three years and the only thing he’s gotten famous for is being ‘that dad who tries too hard."
“Eddie’s life advice is amazing — if you want to end up with four kids, a mortgage, and a fading dream of being a musician."

For Morgan:

"Morgan’s Instagram is 90% coffee cups and 10% soft-launching a boyfriend no one’s ever actually met.”
“She’s basically a human Pinterest board - cute, colorful, and completely useless in a real emergency.”
“Morgan’s Instagram looks like she’s living her best life — until you realize it’s just 400 pictures of lattes, sunsets, and men she refuses to commit to.”

For Abby: