Tired of all the political polls?  Here's one you can appreciate.

One hundred bartenders in the Washington D.C. area were recently surveyed, here's what they determined:

  • Democrats tip better
  • Republicans drink more
  • Republicans are more likely to order a drink straight up
  • Democrats are more likely to order a fruity, pink drink
  • Democrats are better at pickup lines
  • Democrats give better toasts
  • Democrats are more likely to close down the bar
  • Republicans are usually the first to arrive at happy hour

 

Finally, a political poll we can all chuckle about!