Watch Mayoral Candidate You’ve Never Heard and Has No Chance
There are somewhere between four and 400 candidates for Mayor.
I am going to assume I am the one you have probably never heard of and also have very little to absolutely no chance of winning.
I am an unheard of underdog, I am the the low candidate on the list, no budget, no team, but that has not kept me from making this official announcement today.
The fact I just decided this morning in the shower should not make you count me out as a seriously not so serious candidate.
Don't let the fact I don't have enough signatures, haven't filled out any paperwork, and I own very few shirts that have buttons on them skew your view of me as Mayor.
All I ask from you as voters is to take three minutes as a concerned voting citizen and watch the above video.
Since we are about a month away from voting, I'm sure there will be plenty of doubters out there but that's OK I feel I have plenty of time to win your vote.