My friend Jerry showed me a wacky thing on his iPhone yesterday. He asked Siri what zero divided by zero was and her snarky reply was:

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See it doesn't make sense, and Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends!

So in light of that performance people all over Facebook came up with other questions Siri will answer with equally humorous results.

  • Q: Do you have a boyfriend? A: Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure where do I sign up?
  • Q: What did the fox say? A: You will never know. The secret of the fox is an ancient mystery.
  • Q: Have you ever been in love? A: Not as such, but I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once.
  • Q: What is your best pickup line? A: I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun- with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
  • Q: Can you sing a song?  A: (See below)
iPhone screengrab of "If I Only Had a Brain" song lyrics
Courtesy Beth Warden
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