Dude Who Sleeps With Eyes Open Will Haunt You
Why sleep with one eye open when you can sleep with both open?
See, this fella catches some shuteye without, well, the shut eye part actually taking place. He sleeps with his eyes open, like some spooky villain in a terrible horror movie or a guy who’s had too much gas at the dentist.
Seriously, this is going to give us nightmares. But at least our eyes will be closed when it happens.