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"I just keyed someones car by accident with my nipples." and other funny cold weather tweets.

Many people have perfected the art of making excuses back in school. Several more people are working on perfecting that craft well into their working careers. According to recent survey by careerbuilder.com, nearly a third of employees said they called in when they weren't actually sick...

A brand new Christmas classic from Kmart. Ship My Pants meets Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Sure to be a holiday favorite for the ages.

Realistically speaking, turkeys don't stand a chance this Thanksgiving. But that hasn't stopped these fowl-tempered (sorry) beasts from fighting back against their would-be devourers, us humans.

You have to admit. Sometimes, the dumbest things can get you rolling. This one had me cramping in the office a little bit ago. Share it with your friends!

Carrie Underwood took to Twitter Monday night after a photo of her began making the rounds on social media. The photo, along with an ill-placed ad, gives the country songstress a new look.

How can you resist a Chihuahua in a Superman cape?

Okay, we're just going to come right out and say it: this burglar doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.

Some people are definitely ready for Halloween. And, as this video shows, some definitely aren't.

Yes...I guess it would raise a few eyebrows to see a tractor inside a Brandon, South Dakota grocery store! I want it.