Reddit user CaptainRedBeerd posted a nifty shot of a herd of cows lining the bank to greet him while kayaking. Perhaps inside the giant bovine heart of every cow yearns a longing to take to the open stream.


Or maybe, just maybe, they want didn't want him to come ashore. Those are some steely gazes.

Reddit users, never missing a beat, were quick to line up the puns:

You don't belong in these parts...


Just keep moooving along.






We are really milking this pun thread.

Comment below with your own bovine-lovin' quip: