Phallic Sand Sculpture Looks Extraordinarily Like a Weenie

Just look at them erect this piece of art.

During the morning news show on Omaha's KMTV, viewers were recently treated to a segment on sand sculptures. Host Mike DiGiacomo tried to give it a go, but it did not go well.

At all.

DiGiacomo quickly realizes instead of a fun sand castle you might see at the beach he actually made a piece of erotic art you'd see at some exhibition where you pay a guy dressed head to toe in leather with a ball gag around his mouth just to get in.

Way to go, Mike. You may want to leave this off your reel -- it's not going to help you in your quest to make network.