You Know You’re at a Lame Party…

We've all been to great parties that exceeded all expectations. That one party that was talked about for years and has become legend.Good times...

Then there was the party that just really sucked. We don't want you at that party this year. So, here's a few signs it's gonna be a really bad night:

• 5. You hear drunk Uncle Dale slur, "Let me explain this 'fiscal cliff' thing, you guys."
• 4. Your host thanks you for coming...and it's 7:30.
• 3. While ladling your second non-alcoholic punch you hear the words: "Let's polka!"
• 2. 2013 called and asked to have nothing to do with this.
• 1. Host announces it's time to put on the robes and join the 'mothership'.

Happy New Year!!!