The Gushers Lawyer – Helping Those with Fruit Shaped Heads

Are you a child of the 90s? Then you probably remember the fruit head epidemic, AKA Gusher Cranial-nitus.

At the time, unsuspecting youths would consume a seemingly mild mannered fruit snack. When the snack was places in the mouth of the subject a spontaneous transformation took place - the head region became fruit shaped.

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Watch this alleged laboratory recording of victims.

For years those afflicted have suffered in silence, but now personal Injury Attorney Calvin Hurst is fighting back. He says he can help all the deformed fruit monsters out there take back their lives.

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