Toilet

Oh look, we skipped right past Global Handwashing Day. Just like we skip past washing our hands every time we go to the bathroom.

I don't buy the insurance for my cell phone. That's been wise so far because it has been more than ten years since I last destroyed one of my phones. The other day I lost all of my cockiness about over a decade of perfect mobile phone care.

The eternal debate of toilet paper placed over or under has been officially solved. So there. Have you been doing it wrong?

How does one keep their sanity and deal with huge amounts of snow when a simple snow angel will no longer do? You build a snow plow toilet, that's how.