Sexy Tractor of the Day [STEAMY]
It seems everybody has a ‘Babe of the Day’ or some other tasteless gimmick to get you to click on their website. Not us. We prefer a little class. American forged steel instead of skin.
Like the ‘Sexy Tractor of the Day.’
She’s (approximately) a sleek and stunning 170″ x 95″ x 106″
- Oil. Lots of oil
- Sunny days in a wide-open field
- Wet fenders
- Sharing a barn with another tractor who’s ‘full of itself’
- Too long between waxings
- Orange triangle on my backside. (I’m not slow!)
Favorite Movie Star:
- Vin Diesel
Oh, sure. We could go on for hours with details about her crankcase, oil capacity, and bore/stroke ratio, but, we like to look at her for what she really is.
Pure American ingenuity packed with pure uninhibited lust and dust.
Think you’ve got a sexy tractor? Send me the pic and we might use it in tomorrow’s Sexy Tractor of the Day.
By the way, don’t even think we won’t be posting a “Sexy Combine of the Day” this fall…
However, if you really need your ‘Babe of the Day’ fix, here’s a few you might like: