Contact Us

News Anchor Makes a Great Lame Joke About Uranus

Uranus definitely got the short end of the stick when it came time to name the planets. It’s no Mars or Jupiter, which sound exotic. The fact that it’s ready-made for an X-rated punchline makes it what it is. Just ask this hard-hitting journalist.

This anchor with Canada’s CKPG responded to a report about growing food on the International Space Station with this zinger about Uranus.

Lame? Of course. Did you laugh or at least smile? Of course. You can’t not make that joke. It’s just hanging there for the taking.

It could’ve been worse. His colleagues could’ve lost their cool like this guy, but they ran with it, instead, proving once again that Canada is filled with people who are too gosh darned nice.

Make sure to add this to your, fella. When the big boys in Toronto come calling you’re gonna want them to see this.

Best of Kickin' Country

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://kikn.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Kickin' Country VIP Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Kickin' Country VIP Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.