A brand new Christmas classic from Kmart. Ship My Pants meets Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Sure to be a holiday favorite for the ages.

After the laughter calms down, it's important to note that free shipping does not apply in Hawaii. But then again, how many pairs of long pants are really sold on the tropical island, anyway? Three?

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