Here’s that Free Haunted Couch You’ve Been Looking For

Are you looking for a new couch? I know where you can get one that is really comfortable, in fairly decent condition, and free on Craigslist.

It's about ten years old and kind of a rusty color. It was in a home with cats, but there has been no smoking on it.

Oh, by the way. It's haunted.

The current owner thinks the ghost got attached to the couch when they lived in an old Victorian mansion. But, don't worry about that too much because, "The ghost is pretty chill; you'll only see her sitting next to you every once in a while out of the corner of your eye."

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You will need to pick it up yourself. The owner wants you to know that they aren't getting rid of the couch because of the ghost, there's just not enough room anymore.

One more thing from the owner: "I should mention I've had a dream a few times in which I'm waltzing with a really pretty, warm, caring young woman who kisses me and says 'I'll never leave you, my darling.' I'm not sure if this is ghost related, but the woman in the dream is wearing the same thing as the ghost." So it's got that going for it.

(VIA)