Fargo Man Uses Flamethrower to Melt Snow in Front Yard
A Fargo, North Dakota man hit his breaking point with Old Man Winter after he decided to use a flamethrower to clear away the snow in his yard.
Todd Fox was arrested for reckless endangerment and illegal use of high-powered fire weaponry after taking matters into his own hands - literally. After a recent fresh dumping of snow in the Fargo, North Dakota area, Fox decided he was done with winter.
Neighbors noticed a bright, orange cloud and heard what sounded like a giant puff of air as Fox unleashed his fury on the snow in his yard. They quickly called authorities.
When police arrived, it looked like a bomb had went off in Fox's front yard. Fox did surrender peacefully to the authorities, and would only say that he was "fed up battling the elements" and "he did not possess the willpower necessary to move four billion tons of white bulls**t"!
I'm sorry, Mr. Fox, but the snow will still probably be there after you get out jail!