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Cows Steely Eyes Greet Kayaker [PHOTO]

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Reddit user CaptainRedBeerd

Reddit user CaptainRedBeerd posted a nifty shot of a herd of cows lining the bank to greet him while kayaking. Perhaps inside the giant bovine heart of every cow yearns a longing to take to the open stream.

perhaps.

Or maybe, just maybe, they want didn’t want him to come ashore. Those are some steely gazes.

Reddit users, never missing a beat, were quick to line up the puns:

[–]baxterisbeast

You don’t belong in these parts…

[–]appliedsarcasm

Just keep moooving along.

[–]DSquariusGreeneJR

[–]mappum

[–]stniesen

[–]Muffin_Stuffer

[–]Evanderson

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal

We are really milking this pun thread.

Comment below with your own bovine-lovin’ quip:

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