Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know
This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.
Bigger Honor — Giving a Eulogy or a Wedding Toast?
There may be no higher testament to what people think of you than when you're tapped to talk at these events.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Snake Eats Porcupine, Gets Appropriately Painful Punishment
It's like they say: you are what you eat.
These Are the Most Ridiculously Trivial Reasons for Dumping Someone
Relationships are all about compromise, but there are just some times when we can't budge an inch.
Impatient Crayola Has Unveiled the Color Crayon It’s Retiring
The world is a little less colorful today.
Prom Dress That Changes Colors Is Like Two Gowns in One
Here's an unusual way to light up a room.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Drip-Free Wine Bottle Is Here to Let You Get Sloshed Easier
Drink up, everyone -- we've got some great news.
Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer
This woman is in deep, well, you know.
Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...